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Southern Comfort Zone - Brad Paisley

Some opening lyrics:

"Not everybody drives a truck, not everybody drinks sweet tea
Not everybody owns a gun, wears a ball cap boots and jeans
Not everybody goes to church or watches every NASCAR race"

You can see where this is going. Some generic Southern passion to ignite some summertime patriotism, nothing major. ...Or is it?

Yes, it is. But still, Brad puts on a massively successful tour every summer, has a loyal fan base, and seems like a stand-up bro. He deserves a spot somewhere on this list.